First class upgrade!
While resting my rear into the comfy seat of my first class upgrade, redemption Song came to mind. Admittedly, the connection between a kid kicking the back of your seat and “emancipation from mental slavery” was tenuous, at best.
Even so, Bob Marley whaled (yes, a pun) in my inner ear upon take off. And let me tell you, I only wish that same brat was on my flight. She could hear me sing “this song of freedom” from beyond the silly curtain that she would be forbidden to pass.
One word (or three): First class upgrade! Snap.