Happy birthday eD!!! I am proud to say I have achieved my goal to post 100 times during the first year of eD. I am nervous to say, right here on the internets, that I have set the same goal… Read More ›
Bloody Hell
Twain Tables Up for Landing
Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Post from a LOT Airlines napkin: When I have the displeasure of leaving this world, I at least want to leave a quote behind. Or maybe a witty saying. Quotes are awesome, and I want… Read More ›
Just Faucet, It’s a Bad Idea
I’ve said it before, I’m not living in the UK simply to draw comparisons and make complaints but sometimes I have to ask myself, really? Okay, here is the deal: this is a highly developed economy and home to countless… Read More ›
Show and Don’t Tell
Show, don’t tell. True love is the greatest thing in the world…Except for a nice MLT. A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. It’s a beginning writer’s mantra…. Read More ›
Mind the Gap
It is to Thailand’s “same same, but different,” or Mexico’s “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” It is plastered on the walls of tube stations, inked on cheap cotton t-shirts and painted on ceramic mugs sold at stalls near… Read More ›
Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Meat at Taco Bell?
Our move from San Francisco to London has taught me many things, one being that the comforts we left behind are difficult to replace. This, of course, was part of the deal and we expected it, bloody hell we even… Read More ›
A Merry Can I Doles
I’m not crying,my eye is leaking. Wine glasses are meant to be broken, people are not. I knew we were in trouble immediately when the scenic opening of American Idol from San Francisco made us verklempt before the scrawny host… Read More ›
The Internet is in the Computer?
Internet, at home. What a novel idea! With a great amount of pride (insert excess Visine into eyes for effect), I announce “Go Kings Wifi,” now available at the Giuliani household on New Kings Road! The Internet is in the… Read More ›
Disclaimer: Disclaimer.
John Hancock? It’s Herbie Hancock. Duh! As some of you may know, last week my wife and I had to sign a waiver to take a doggy-bag out of a London pub. At first, I truly thought it was a… Read More ›
Harley Worth a Dime
Harley’s Bowl was where we rolled, almost every weekend. The 60’s inspired single-story building towered over the otherwise empty field, unless the circus was in town. The bleak architecture neither inspired nor dissuaded us. The Nihilists weren’t scripted yet, there were… Read More ›
eternal Domnation 